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porrims-vagina:

HELP MY FRIEND SEnrt THSI TO ME A dn WHEN THE BASS DROPS IM LAUGBING FOR 1003829002 YEARs

(Source: komarovski)

DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM FLORIDA

rnaiden:

they could be a gator

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

(Source: tany4)

Anonymous:
what type of guys do you find attractive?
Me:

justinbiebergoth:

big blue eyes
thick eyelashes
kinda long but cute nose
pink cheeks
goofy smile
gap teeth
yellow porous skin
little to no abdomen
square pants

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